Introducing every kid's dream and the 21st century's version of a mid-life crisis... The YuJet Surfer.  

Be the envy of all your friends with this new fully electric, full carbon fiber, jet-powered surfboard. This board will quite literally put a jet engine beneath your feet. (yep, no kidding)  

Besides for making Roger down the street jealous, you can finally answer the question of what happens when you combine a surfboard with the power of a jetski!